Reblogged from ask-sexually-deprived-eve
EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A DRAWING
JUST
A DRAWING
NOTHING SPECIAL, WHATEVER I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR BLOG FOR FIVE SECONDS OR SOMETHING LIKETHAY
QUALITY MIGHT RANGE FROM HORSESHIT TO PUKEWORTHY
GO NUTS
-Hugo
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
I STILL RUN CLUMSILY UP THE STAIRS ON MY HANDS AND FEET LIKE A FREAKIN LEEMUR CHEETAH HYBRID
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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
in case any of you wanted to know what Martin Crieff sounds like mid-orgasm.
i really was not prepared for this omg bless
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what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
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I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
(Source: jokwonnie, via pawfulmess)
PLEASE, I’m proving a point to this guy.
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I demand an answer.
oh my fucking god
OMG!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!
S C R E A M I N G
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